I mean, I just don't wear heels.
It's not because I'd stand at 6 feet, 2 inches if I were to slip on a pair of 6-inch stilettos. And no, it's not because they make my feet ache.
It's because I look plain awkward. I don't know how to walk in them, and when I try, I damn near bust my ass every time. I look ridiculous! I do this weird, slanky thing, where my shoulders drop and my head leads my body. I feel off balance, unattractive, and sometimes I even get vertigo---even in the 3-inch heels.
|"Am I doing it right?"|
Don't get me wrong. I like to get "dolled up" every now and then. Maybe I'll even curl my hair. But the high heels? I just can't do it.
Maybe one day I'll be able to strut my stuff in 'em. Just maybe. But I doubt it.